I wouldn't tell a soul - but I positively HATED that stupid book - DIARY OF A GEISHA.
I saw the movie and it was alright, so I thought the book would be soooo much better; everyone I knew kept saying that. Not me, I loathed it.
Was so disappointed. After all, when I saw GIRL WITH DRAGON TATOO I was able to go back and finish the book - which I then did enjoy. But not GEISHA.