Viper

CAIUS: So, boss, why are we waiting a month to attack?
ARO: Because we need time to gather our forces, you fool.
CAIUS: But a whole month? Couldn't we do that in, like, an hour? Just send out a mass email or blow the big summoning horn.
ARO: No. It takes a month. Stop asking questions.
CAIUS: Lame. I could build a freaking house in a month.
ARO: You could not. Leave me alone.
MARCUS: Wassup, haters? Marcus here to tell you that Seth Rogen loves his wife.
ARO: So what?
MARCUS: Maybe we can use that against the Cullens. That would be totally viper!
ARO: How…why is that viper? Wait. Don't answer that. I really don't care.
CAIUS: Are we taking a hot air balloon to Forks? That would sort of explain why it's going to take 30 days to get there. Can I pull the torch thingy in the balloon if I promise not to get chocolate on it?
MARCUS: I wanna pull it too! This is going to be viper! Caius, get a picture of me pulling the fire thing for my Facebook page. But don't tag me in the photo if I look fat.
ARO: No! We're not taking a hot air balloon! We're taking a damn plane!
CAIUS: You didn't have to yell.
MARCUS: But why is it going to take a month? Are we walking?
CAIUS: I don't want to walk. Do we have to walk? Can I bring a pillow pet? Can I bring two?
MARCUS: Why is it going to take so long?
ARO: Because…
CAIUS: Because why?
ARO: Just because, OK?
MARCUS: Oprah thinks Ben Stiller is ugly. That's how I'm going to defeat Emmett.
QUIL: Hey guys. You don't know me, but I thought you should know that my girlfriend has no concept of death and when she spots roadkill, she assumes the animals is taking a nap. It's cute, but also psychologically damaging, just like our relationship. It's pretty viper.
MARCUS: Totally.

-Dan, Blogging Breaking Dawn, pt. 30