Dear E, I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg at the mental hospital. Pour syrup on it the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that I'm allergic to your earlobes. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and our friendship is ruined.
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Date: 2009-01-07 03:29 pm (UTC)Dear E,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg at the mental hospital. Pour syrup on it the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that I'm allergic to your earlobes. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the moose poaching and our friendship is ruined.
Go drown yourself,
Farine
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