Vampires are Doorknobs

[elvenavari]

‎"Vampires are dead. They do not breathe. They don't have heartbeats. They don't have bodily fluids such as tears, saliva, and snot. They don't sleep. And they are cold. They are, in a very real way, doorknobs." - Blogging Breaking Dawn, part 7.


Friend1: But I touch doorknobs everyday.

Me: Bet you didn't know you were also touching a vampire huh?

Friend2: LOL

Friend1: I know!!! I'm disgusted with myself...and the knobs. I mean, at least give far warning.


I love my friends.

Comments

[starry-nights88.livejournal.com]

I wonder if Meyer considers semen a bodily fluid...?

I mean, after all, Edward did get Bella pregnant. That's got to count for something...right?

and I probably shouldn't bitch about that mishap either or else I wouldn't have my TwiSlash mpreg. *zips lips*

[avari-maethor.livejournal.com]

Even if it didn't we'd still have mpreg. :P