Master Mongaru Says...

Last night I babysat my boss's youngest son 7-10pm. I love this kid, I really do... how many kids in the 5th grade do you know who WANT to do their homework?

Over the course of the night however Jonathan came up with many different stories, all of which greatly amused me. The following was by far the best though. J = Jonathan, M = Me.

J: And then!... Mas-master Mongaru said... said that you...
M: That I what? And who is Master Mongaru?
J: Olivia, what do you want to be when you grow up?
M: -blink- A librarian like your mom, if not that then a storm chaser.
J: Nope!
M: Nope? What do you mean?
J: Master Mongaru says that you'll be a rockstar.
M: A rock star? But I can't sing.
J: And a cashier by night.
M: But I suck at math.
J: You're gonna marry a hobo that smells really bad and... do you want kids?
M: Yes I want kids but I'm not marrying that hobo, espeically if he has bad hygiene.
J: Yes you do! Master Mongaru says so! You're gonna have all girls and they will all be brats.
M: No! I want a boy.
J: Nope. You're gonna marry a hobo that smells bad and have five girls who are brats, you'll be a rockstar by day and a cashier by night.
M: NOOOOOOO! I don't like Master Mongaru.
J: You don't do this and you'll be struck by lightning.
M: While chasing a storm?
J: Nope! Olivia, is Master Mongaru a man or a woman?
M: Master Mongaru is a woman, only a woman could be that spiteful.
J: Nope! He's a man and he's a homosexual!

And here is where I collapsed in a fit of laughter. I seriously doubt that Jonathan even knows what a homosexual is.