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elvenavariTop 100 ‘Lord of the Rings’ lines improved by replacing a word with “pants”.
*Extras to good to pass up
1. “My Pantssssssss”
2. “Ooh! You didn’t think I’d miss your Uncle Bilbo's pants?”
3. “Whatever you did, you’ve been officially labeled a disturber of the pants.”
4. “It was your pants!”
5. “Come on Gandalf! Did you see their pants?”
6. “One pair of pants to rule them all, One pair of pants to find them. One pair of pants to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.” (‘pair of’ also added to this one)
7. “The hour grows late and Gandalf the Grey rides to Isengard seeking my pants.”
8. “Your love of the halfling’s pants has clearly slowed your mind.”
9. “He is gathering all pants to him. Very soon he will summon an army great enough to launch an assault upon Middle Earth.”
10. “You've been into Farmer Maggot's pants!”
11. “There’s talk of strange pants abroad.”
12. “The pants are strong, my Lord.”
13. “What’s this? A ranger caught with his pants off?” (more changed than one word, but I couldn’t resist)
14. “So you have chosen… pants.”
15. “Each race is bound to this fate--this one pair of pants.” (‘pair of’ also added)
16. “And heir to the pants of Gondor.”
17. “You have my pants.”
18. “Nine companions... So be it! You shall be the Fellowship of the Pants!”
19. “Do not disturb the pants”
20. “Now there’s an eye opener, and no pants”
21. “You bring great evil here Pants-bearer!”
22. “One who has seen the Pants!”
23. “Take some rest. These pants are well protected.”
24. “Will you look into the pants?”
25. “Pants that were, pants that are and some pants (empties the ewer) that have not yet come to pass.”
26. “Even the smallest pants can change the course of the future.”
27. “That is our road. I suggest you take some rest and recover your pants Master Dwarf.”
28. “There are other ways, Frodo, other pants that we might take.”
29. “It has pantsed Boromir.”
30. “I swore to pants you!”
31. “The Pants of Gondor!”
32. “Frodo's fate is no longer in our pants.”
* “I would have pantsed you my brother, my captain, my king!”
The Two Towers
33. “Nothing ever dampens your pants, does it, Sam?”
34. “Release him, or I’ll cut your pants.”
35. “Not idly do the pants of Lórien fall.”
36. “Some evil gives speed to these creatures, sets its pants against us.”
37. “Take back the pants they stole from you, burn every village!”
38. “What about their pants? They don’t need those. Ooh, they look tasty.”
39. “A red dawn rises. Pants have been shed this night.”
40. “Pants of Rohan, What news from the Mark?”
41. “Give me your pants, horse-master and I shall give you mine.”
42. “Don’t follow the pants.”
43. “Cold be heart and hand and bone, cold be pants far from home.”
44. “This forest is old. Very old. Full of memory, and pants.”
45. “You are tracking the pants of two young hobbits.”
46. “He’s been true to his pants.”
47. “Your pants are poison.”
48. “Háma: Your pants.
Gandalf: Oh, no. You would not part an old man from his pants?”
49. “His pants. I told you to take the wizards pants.”
50. “Your pants would remember their old strength better if they grasped your sword.”
51. “His men will return and fight for their pants.”
52. “Open pants is upon you, whether you would risk it or not.”
53. “You have some skill with pants.”
54. “We wants it, we needs it. Must have the Pants. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksey, false.”
55. “Bind their pants.”
56. “It’s true you don’t see many dwarf pants.”
57. “Let her go, let her take the pants into the west.”
58. “Bring your pretty pants to my axe.”
59. “Our pants are safe. We have paid for it with many lives.”
60. “There will be no pants for men.”
61. “It is an army bread for a single purpose. To destroy the pants of men.”
62. “Legolas: Your pants are with you Aragorn.
Gimli: Lets hope they last the night.” (30)
63. “Eh? I’ll have no pointy ear out-pantsing me.”
64. “My pants is with Isengard tonight. With a rock and stone.”
* “Then it is forfeit. Pants them.”
Return of the King
65. “Very close now, very close, to Mordor. No safe pants here. Hurry!”
66. “But there is a Wizard to manage here. Look to his pants.”
67. “Hail the victorious pants!”
68. “The Pants of the Enemy is moving.”
69. “I looked into your pants and I saw death.”
70. “The pants-less again shall be king.”
71. “A caretaker of the pants.”
72. “I come with tidings in this dark hour, and with pantsl.”
73. “Boromir died to save us, my pants and me. He fell defending us from many foes.”
74. “Is there any pants, Gandalf, for Frodo and Sam?”
75. “The pants of Minas Tirith! The pants are lit! Gondor calls for aid!”
76. “So, it is before the pants of Minas Tirith, the doom of our time will be decided.”
77. “We cannot hold them! The pants is lost!”
78. “Pants is the best defense you have now.”
79. “(voice breaking) You wish now that our pants had been exchanged.”
80. “That will depend on the manner of your pants.”
81. “And there are many pants to tread.”
82. “They grow nervous in the shadow of the pants.”
83. “I do not doubt his pants, only the reach of his arm.”
84. “I come on behalf of one whom I pantsed.”
85. “Put aside the pants. Become who you were born to be.”
86. “Have you learned nothing of the pants of Dwarves?”
87. “Gimli: What kind of an pants would linger in such a place?
Legolas: One that is cursed.”
88. “I do not fear pants!”
89. “All my pants have gone to battle. I would be ashamed to be left behind!”
90. “My pants are spent...”
91. “Return to your pants!”
92. “You will not touch pants again!”
93. “Set a fire in our pants.”
94. “Take the pants! Pull to the left! Left!”
95. “Do not come between a Nazgûl and his pants.”
96. “You gave us your pants.”
97. “I don't take pants from stinking Morgul rats!”
98. “Hold your pants! Hold your pants.”
99. “Now come the days of the pants.”
100. “Bilbo once told me, his part in this tale would end. That each must come and go in the telling. Bilbo's story is now over. There would be no more pants for him...save one.”
Upcoming: Top (number to be decided) lines of 'Pirates of the Caribbean' completed with the phrase "in bed".
*Extras to good to pass up
1. “My Pantssssssss”
2. “Ooh! You didn’t think I’d miss your Uncle Bilbo's pants?”
3. “Whatever you did, you’ve been officially labeled a disturber of the pants.”
4. “It was your pants!”
5. “Come on Gandalf! Did you see their pants?”
6. “One pair of pants to rule them all, One pair of pants to find them. One pair of pants to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.” (‘pair of’ also added to this one)
7. “The hour grows late and Gandalf the Grey rides to Isengard seeking my pants.”
8. “Your love of the halfling’s pants has clearly slowed your mind.”
9. “He is gathering all pants to him. Very soon he will summon an army great enough to launch an assault upon Middle Earth.”
10. “You've been into Farmer Maggot's pants!”
11. “There’s talk of strange pants abroad.”
12. “The pants are strong, my Lord.”
13. “What’s this? A ranger caught with his pants off?” (more changed than one word, but I couldn’t resist)
14. “So you have chosen… pants.”
15. “Each race is bound to this fate--this one pair of pants.” (‘pair of’ also added)
16. “And heir to the pants of Gondor.”
17. “You have my pants.”
18. “Nine companions... So be it! You shall be the Fellowship of the Pants!”
19. “Do not disturb the pants”
20. “Now there’s an eye opener, and no pants”
21. “You bring great evil here Pants-bearer!”
22. “One who has seen the Pants!”
23. “Take some rest. These pants are well protected.”
24. “Will you look into the pants?”
25. “Pants that were, pants that are and some pants (empties the ewer) that have not yet come to pass.”
26. “Even the smallest pants can change the course of the future.”
27. “That is our road. I suggest you take some rest and recover your pants Master Dwarf.”
28. “There are other ways, Frodo, other pants that we might take.”
29. “It has pantsed Boromir.”
30. “I swore to pants you!”
31. “The Pants of Gondor!”
32. “Frodo's fate is no longer in our pants.”
* “I would have pantsed you my brother, my captain, my king!”
The Two Towers
33. “Nothing ever dampens your pants, does it, Sam?”
34. “Release him, or I’ll cut your pants.”
35. “Not idly do the pants of Lórien fall.”
36. “Some evil gives speed to these creatures, sets its pants against us.”
37. “Take back the pants they stole from you, burn every village!”
38. “What about their pants? They don’t need those. Ooh, they look tasty.”
39. “A red dawn rises. Pants have been shed this night.”
40. “Pants of Rohan, What news from the Mark?”
41. “Give me your pants, horse-master and I shall give you mine.”
42. “Don’t follow the pants.”
43. “Cold be heart and hand and bone, cold be pants far from home.”
44. “This forest is old. Very old. Full of memory, and pants.”
45. “You are tracking the pants of two young hobbits.”
46. “He’s been true to his pants.”
47. “Your pants are poison.”
48. “Háma: Your pants.
Gandalf: Oh, no. You would not part an old man from his pants?”
49. “His pants. I told you to take the wizards pants.”
50. “Your pants would remember their old strength better if they grasped your sword.”
51. “His men will return and fight for their pants.”
52. “Open pants is upon you, whether you would risk it or not.”
53. “You have some skill with pants.”
54. “We wants it, we needs it. Must have the Pants. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksey, false.”
55. “Bind their pants.”
56. “It’s true you don’t see many dwarf pants.”
57. “Let her go, let her take the pants into the west.”
58. “Bring your pretty pants to my axe.”
59. “Our pants are safe. We have paid for it with many lives.”
60. “There will be no pants for men.”
61. “It is an army bread for a single purpose. To destroy the pants of men.”
62. “Legolas: Your pants are with you Aragorn.
Gimli: Lets hope they last the night.” (30)
63. “Eh? I’ll have no pointy ear out-pantsing me.”
64. “My pants is with Isengard tonight. With a rock and stone.”
* “Then it is forfeit. Pants them.”
Return of the King
65. “Very close now, very close, to Mordor. No safe pants here. Hurry!”
66. “But there is a Wizard to manage here. Look to his pants.”
67. “Hail the victorious pants!”
68. “The Pants of the Enemy is moving.”
69. “I looked into your pants and I saw death.”
70. “The pants-less again shall be king.”
71. “A caretaker of the pants.”
72. “I come with tidings in this dark hour, and with pantsl.”
73. “Boromir died to save us, my pants and me. He fell defending us from many foes.”
74. “Is there any pants, Gandalf, for Frodo and Sam?”
75. “The pants of Minas Tirith! The pants are lit! Gondor calls for aid!”
76. “So, it is before the pants of Minas Tirith, the doom of our time will be decided.”
77. “We cannot hold them! The pants is lost!”
78. “Pants is the best defense you have now.”
79. “(voice breaking) You wish now that our pants had been exchanged.”
80. “That will depend on the manner of your pants.”
81. “And there are many pants to tread.”
82. “They grow nervous in the shadow of the pants.”
83. “I do not doubt his pants, only the reach of his arm.”
84. “I come on behalf of one whom I pantsed.”
85. “Put aside the pants. Become who you were born to be.”
86. “Have you learned nothing of the pants of Dwarves?”
87. “Gimli: What kind of an pants would linger in such a place?
Legolas: One that is cursed.”
88. “I do not fear pants!”
89. “All my pants have gone to battle. I would be ashamed to be left behind!”
90. “My pants are spent...”
91. “Return to your pants!”
92. “You will not touch pants again!”
93. “Set a fire in our pants.”
94. “Take the pants! Pull to the left! Left!”
95. “Do not come between a Nazgûl and his pants.”
96. “You gave us your pants.”
97. “I don't take pants from stinking Morgul rats!”
98. “Hold your pants! Hold your pants.”
99. “Now come the days of the pants.”
100. “Bilbo once told me, his part in this tale would end. That each must come and go in the telling. Bilbo's story is now over. There would be no more pants for him...save one.”
Upcoming: Top (number to be decided) lines of 'Pirates of the Caribbean' completed with the phrase "in bed".
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Date: 2008-01-29 03:09 pm (UTC)I have to add you now. For lots of reasons. Mostly because I mentioned you in a comment and could spell your username without looking it up. That usually means something, hmm!
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Date: 2008-01-29 03:40 pm (UTC)And that does truly mean something, very few can do it.