Top 100 ‘Lord of the Rings’ lines improved by replacing a word with “pants”.

Top 100 ‘Lord of the Rings’ lines improved by replacing a word with “pants”.
*Extras to good to pass up

1. “My Pantssssssss”
2. “Ooh! You didn’t think I’d miss your Uncle Bilbo's pants?”
3. “Whatever you did, you’ve been officially labeled a disturber of the pants.”
4. “It was your pants!”
5. “Come on Gandalf! Did you see their pants?”
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The Two Towers
33. “Nothing ever dampens your pants, does it, Sam?”
34. “Release him, or I’ll cut your pants.”
35. “Not idly do the pants of Lórien fall.”
36. “Some evil gives speed to these creatures, sets its pants against us.”
37. “Take back the pants they stole from you, burn every village!”
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Return of the King
65. “Very close now, very close, to Mordor. No safe pants here. Hurry!”
66. “But there is a Wizard to manage here. Look to his pants.”
67. “Hail the victorious pants!”
68. “The Pants of the Enemy is moving.”
69. “I looked into your pants and I saw death.”
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